I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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