Where is the hickey?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
false alarm. still invincible.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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