Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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