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(619): View more from California

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES

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(512): View more from Texas

halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...

(480): View more from Arizona

exactly, that's why i want something interesting

(512): View more from Texas

slutty neuroscientist?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?

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(519): View more from Ontario

If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK

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(714): View more from California

I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.

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(503): View more from Oregon

The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.

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(585): View more from New York

Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together

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(614): View more from Ohio

I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."

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