4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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