people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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