I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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