The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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