if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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