Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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