"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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