I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
