Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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