Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
