haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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