Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
