Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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