They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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