He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I hope mine doesn't look like that
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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