i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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