Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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