the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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