How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
