Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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