But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Randomize
