there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
