I CAN MOONWALK!
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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