Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Just cropdusted the office
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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