Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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