I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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