so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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