Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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