Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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