Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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