Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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