so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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