my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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