sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
