we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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