You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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