end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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