i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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