Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just found puke in my bra..
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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