Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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