dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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