I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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