Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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