Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my shit smells like andre
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I currently don't understand fingers.
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