"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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