Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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