he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
