You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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