that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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